Do Us All a Favor

I have absolutely no problem helping anyone. In fact, I am happy to do so. However, there are limits. I realize I might have been the only guy you knew at the wedding reception. I understand that there was some creepy dude hovering near you. But dragging me out on the dance floor so that you can use me as a shield against said creepy dude is not in the range of my services. Let's not make things more awkward than they need to be.