McDown Under

Saw an ad on Australian TV for McDonalds. With a food purchase, you can buy a mini-board game for a dollar. Why don't we get promotions like that? I still wouldnn't eat there, but I would get one of those games. Just another reason Australia rules.

Oh, Rafa

You have a machismo I haven't seen since Razor Ramon. You have women actually screaming uncontrollably in your wake. I touched you last year and might have gotten a temporary testosterone increase.

None of that excuses this:

I don't know if it's you or Nike- I suspect Nike- but your wardrobe choices this year have been positively brutal. You don't have to go back to the pirata look if you don't want to. At least look less like some neon alien, OK?

And Another Thing

When two people in a romantic relationship grow very close very quickly, this is seen as a bad thing.

When two people in a Platonic friendship (usually of the same sex) grow very close very quickly, this is seen as a good thing.

Someone explain that.

Riddle Me This

In many public restrooms, they have those big double toilet paper dispensers. Why is the roll that's farther away the one that's always open? You have to sort of lean to get it... why can't I just slide the cover over and get to the close one?