The sporadic episodes of thought and feeling, unfiltered, that I am prone to and need to release.

19.10.09

Word to the Wise

There is a person that I know who seems to be the living incarnation of a black hole. This person pops up every so often, pulls me in, and rips me apart. I don't know how to keep it from happening. I'm fairly certain I'm in the early stages of it happening again.

So if anyone has any advice on how to avoid black holes, it'd be appreciated.

5.10.09

Just Cease Speaking Forever

You remember Caitlin Upton, the champion of maps everywhere.

Guess what? She's back on the pageant circuit. She doesn't want to be played the fool again, so this time she's prepping for those brain-whacking interview questions. Caitlin, what do you think about the swine flu epidemic?

"You know what? All these people who don't take their antibiotics when they have the flu or the cold- it creates new cat-a-strophies."

Rest assured, she looked very poised and intelligent when saying this.

And she's richer than us.

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